Out there in the world are 63 people who have made a very bad decision. Well I would like to ease their pain! To the first 3 JooJoo owners who ship me their device I will record a video of me mercilessly smashing the bananas out of this thing.

At the end of each video I will place all of the pieces in the original box and hold a short memorial for their fallen “friend”.

Each person will receive $250 which is most likely a lot more than they will get for it anywhere else. So…what do you say? Anybody out there want to relieve some stress? Send me your information at brandon@theurbangeek.com and we’ll do some business.